She says it can be liberating to live your life with this kind of honesty, so here goes.
I would NEVER wait until 30 minutes before small group to read the passages for the week, Not Me! Especially on a week I was leading discussion, no I would never do that.
I would never, EVER even THINK of waiting until 10 days before we are leaving for our godson Joshua's baby dedication in Arkansas to PULL OUT the PATTERN for his outfit. No, NOT ME!!!
I wouldn't be jealous of friends' opportunities and wallow in self pity. NEVER, Not Me!
I wouldn't neglect quiet time with my Lord, or forget to pray for people I've promised prayers for, Not Me!
I would never waste too much time on the internet when I should be doing productive things, Not Me!!
I wouldn't hit the snooze so many times that I ran out of time to shower before work. I would never wash my face, brush my teeth, freshen my deodorant, flat iron my hair, get dressed and think, "All I did was go to church and sew yesterday. How dirty could I be??" NO NOT ME!!